margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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