using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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