i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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