Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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