I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Randomize
