Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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