worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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