I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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