I think I died a long time ago.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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