is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just want to make out with him forever
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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