Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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