And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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