STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he puts the penis in happiness.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
