No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You can make out without kissing
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