Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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