oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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