I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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