She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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