Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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