Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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