have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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