He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
