just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize