So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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