i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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