Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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