Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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