I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
do nipples grow back?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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