Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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