ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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