My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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