Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He did a backflip because drugs
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