i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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