Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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