She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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