Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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