Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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