I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We are all done wearing pants today
Randomize
