Kiss
Puke
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You were trust falling into bushes
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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