Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
