The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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