does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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