Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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