Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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