Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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