My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
