I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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