I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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