she smelled like a LAN party
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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