yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Pooping to opera.
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