i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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