I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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