there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize