sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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