you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So vagazzling was a success
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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