I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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