if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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